"Shut up, do as I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I dont care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!"

Bonus points if you actually know what this is from.

Joking aside, how many times have you read someone's profile that said "I'm fun and funny and laid back" and then you talk to them or meet them and they're full of crap? You'll never know who I actually am just from reading my self-summary section. If I could sum up everything that I am in a handful of sentences, then I wouldn't be a very worthwhile human being, and even less interesting to talk to or meet. I won't say I'm "fun" and "funny" and "laid back" because that's generic, and those terms are all relative anyway. One person's funny is another person's reason to riot in the streets. What is laid back to one is neurotic to another. Just say hello! You may like me, and you may not... but you'll never know that just from reading this.