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sh!t just got real

just for funzies. i hate flattery, smooth talkers, playa's, and the terms "swag" and "yolo". i also speak ironically a lot. so dont take me too seriously unless its a serious topic. i have a tendancy to point out traits about someone i find ridiculous and i'll have fun with it so you kinda have to have thick skin and the ability to laugh at yourself if you wanna hang.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageEnglish
BuildAthletic / toned
Height163 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureEyes
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenOne
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyEducation / Academic
Employment StatusUnemployed
Annual incomeSeeking support
Job Titlesnowboard instructor

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV, Sports
Favorite TV showsIF i watch tv it because someone really wanted to get me into a series and those are Shameless and Dexter
Favorite movies typesHorror, Thriller
Music typesRap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Punk
Favorite artistsa day to remember, kvelertak, queens of the stone age, them crooked vultures, i dunno... to many to name... you'd just have to get to know me
Reading selectionHumor, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Technical
Favorite bookseh... the exquisite corpse...? im not much of a reader... but im a published writer... lol wierd, huh.
Idea of funalmost anything that isnt self destructive
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Family, Photography, Cars, Camping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asSomeone they want to be
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme sports, Playing video games, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trycant think of all of the things off the top of my head.

Views

Political viewsNot sure
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeleave an imprint in this world in a positive way

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
On the first datetsh... i cant predict the future.