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Sarcastic Guy+Charm/Personality 2 Burn=Nachos! Yum!And Oh Ya,300+Tats

Well, these things are always fun to fill out. I haven't been on this site in it seems like forever. But I figured I'd give it a shot and see how much the online personals world has changed (or not) in 4 years. I'm 49, twice married/divorced, no kids. I work as a caregiver. I have no kids but may (or may) not want them someday. I live in the Vancouver/Portland area. I have over 300 tattoos and several piercings in various places. I'm prolly the most sarcastic guy you'll ever meet. Some people get my sense of humor and don't - which is fine by me. I'm very random and I tend be extremely ADDish. I'm very a very extroverted/TYPE A kinda guy. My philosophy has always been we have only one life and we should make the most of it. Learn from you mistakes and do your very best and go on living. You know the old saying: Live like you're dying because tomorrow might actually really be your last day. I like to take advantage of everything life has to offer and have the most joy and fun possible. I'm a Democrat but I'm definitely more moderate than anything else. I love reading, history, poetry, English literature, swimming, keeping fit, walking ,exercise, movies, music, gardening, cleaning/laundry(yes, it's true), dining out, cooking, television, good conversation, computers, smartphones, technology, cuddling, the ocean/beach, anything outdoors, road trips, travelling, zoos, libraries, philosophy, physics, science, tattoos, piercings. I'm really into the Simpsons, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, metal, punk, alt, indie, classic country and whatever else suits my fancy at the time. My favorite candy is Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Burgerville is my fave local restaurant. I don't like rude people. I don't like people who are overbearing, obnoxious, selfish, self centered and anybody who does drugs or smokes, please avoid me. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and never have. Not my thing and never will be. Life is full of beauty and treasures around every corner and I don't need substances to numb me or make me happy. Science is my religion and nachos are the best...Yum!

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildAthletic / toned
Height173 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairBeard
Best featureEyes
Body ArtInked all over, Secret piercings, Scarred, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateYes
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyMedical / Health
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
Job TitleCaregiver

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Reality shows, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsMASH, Simpsons, Breaking Bad, Star Trek, Law and Order, CSI
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesStar Wars

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorOutgoing
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, Relaxing, Sleeping, TV, Going to a concert

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeLive on the beach.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerI'm really attracted to intelligence, sense of humor, playfulness, kindness, compassion, passion for they care about and somebody who I can be comfortable with.
On the first dateSomething simple and casual like a coffee shop or outdoor cafe where we can talk and get to know each other